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Struggles of a helicopter gardener

All the work is about to pay off in Michael Johnson's garden. But the ground is crawling and the skies are swarming with creatures that all want a piece of that garden’s pie.

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A grasshopper hides in the grass in July 2023 in Michael Johnson's garden.
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I heard it first while I was an editor of a couple small weeklies in central North Dakota.

A school superintendent had some complaints about parents — “helicopter parents,” he called them. They were trying to micromanage every moment of their children's lives including the decision-making of the school leaders, much to his dismay. Their goal was to protect their children from whatever hazard or teaching that they saw as a threat.

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While I too find myself being overly protective of my children at times, this is the time of year where my wife and I dust off the pilot license, hop in our chopper and hover over the gardens like the world is out to destroy it.

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A potato plant blossoms in Michael and Kelly Johnson's garden.
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Rightly so (I tell myself.) My wife started planting seeds under LED lights in our basement back in February. Five months later, she is watching those plants blossom and start to bend with juicy fruit. All the work is about to pay off. But the ground is crawling and the skies are swarming with creatures that all want a piece of that garden’s pie.

Thursday we had a storm system come through that hinted at ping pong-sized hail for Fargo. By the time it got to us, that hail was marble sized but feisty as ever.

My wife hid under a blanket humming to herself to drown out the sound of ice smacking our home. Or at least that’s how I imagine it. I think there may have been some shouting at the heavens. After working months to bring that tiny seed to life, she was devastated at the thought of losing it all to a 15-minute storm.

I suggested she could go out and hold a tarp over the tomatoes if it would make her feel better. I think she may have plans of wrapping me in the tarp.

Once the storm passed, we stepped outside to survey the damage. Instead of damage we found that it was the most significant rain shower we’ve had yet this year. We were blessed instead of cursed.

After a move back to a country setting, Michael Johnson rejoices at once again getting chickens to feed and clean up after every day.

It got me thinking about how God has created things in such a way to have instinctive survival skills. He is in control.

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We received our second batch of butcher chickens this summer with detailed instructions of how we are to protect them.

“Chicks need to be kept in a warm place until they are fully feathered. The temperature at the bottom of the brooding area should be 95-100 degrees for the first two weeks and then reduced 5 degrees each week until chicks are a month old.”

There are details of exactly how to feed the right nutrients and how to add electrolytes to their water to give them the energy they need to survive. It’s a lot to stay on top of. Oh, and don’t let your kids touch the chicks or they may get .

But then you have the mother hen who hatches her own chicks. She only uses her body heat to cover them, but the chicks run around in, could it be, 65 degree weather? And they survive? They nip water droplets off the grass in the morning and peck at flying insects for breakfast. They thrive without any human intervention in many cases.

And then of course there is our garden. We minimally and sometimes substantially till, weed, water, surround in fences, wage war against 13-lined ground squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits — all for the hope that we can raise vegetables for ourselves and perhaps have extras to sell at the market .

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Water drips from a green tomato after a July thunderstorm in central Minnesota.
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Meanwhile, just outside the pearly gates (chicken wire) are many volunteer plants and young trees of every kind that have received no help from us whatsoever, yet there they are growing contently among weeds.

They grew without stakes. They grew without sprinkling. They grew without tunnels, cages and weeding.

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Like the Grinch looking down at the Whos of Whoville, celebrating Christmas without gifts, you can be utterly perplexed at such a scene. You can look at these things of nature and puzzle and puzzle ’til your puzzler is sore, or you can know that sometimes conditions don’t have to be perfect. They just have to be right.

I’m not advocating that children be left to raise themselves in the wild. This world is full of rocks, thorns and the occasional bit of fertile soil. It’s up to us to find that fertile soil to become firmly rooted in. By all means, I’ll intervene when danger is in sight. I’ll use the knowledge I have and always keep gaining more. Doing so yields better results.

But sometimes, I need a reminder that I can’t control all things — and that’s often a good thing.

Opinion by Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson is the news editor for Agweek. He lives in rural Deer Creek, Minn., where he is starting to homestead with his two children and wife.
You can reach Michael at mjohnson@agweek.com or 218-640-2312.
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